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egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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1 hour ago

  • mom : did you eat all the donuts
  • me : no
  • mom : why are you lying to me i can see all the powder on your pants
  • me : thats cocaine
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2 hours ago

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

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2 hours ago

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

chickensandwich:
don’t make that text post
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

dinoonyourface:
damn amanda
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2 hours ago

heartsblogcars:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

image

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2 hours ago

ero-assphyxiation:

lolmandrills:

lizthefangirl:

yourscientistfriend:


THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE

And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.

thats a little bit shady

snow white is a crack whore 

oh
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2 hours ago

xchickengirlx:

So my friends cat turned one. Slight change”

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2 hours ago

tyleroakley:

Basically.
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2 hours ago

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
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2 hours ago

hobolunchbox:

When Batman used to do his own stunts.
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